So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
Anonymous asked: so apparently it's ally week AGAIN and all i can think is "DIDN'T WE SOMEHOW HAVE TWO OF THOSE IN NOVEMBER" and then i went to fact-check myself and we ALSO had one each in october and september and that's when i had to stop looking to prevent my rage from manifesting physical form and consuming the universe (or more likely just my house but that's still too much). how do i tell allies that they DON'T NEED this many goddamn weeks and they need to stop immediately
Wario hereby proposes Ally YEAR! Every single day is a celebration of allies! In fact, Wario proposes we ADD MORE DAYS TO THE YEAR! That way we can celebrate and heap praise on people for meeting the minimum standard of human decency without limiting ourselves to a measly 365 days a year!